Comebacks to Comebacks to Those One-Liners

• M: I know how to please a woman.
  W: Then please leave me alone.
  M: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.
• M: I want to give myself to you.
  W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
  M: Oh, just cheap perfume then.
• M: Your hair color is fabulous.
  W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
  M: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?
• M: You look like a dream.
  W: Go back to sleep.
  M: You mean this isn't a nightmare?
• M: I can tell that you want me.
  W: Yes, I want you to leave.
  M: Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!
• M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
  W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
  M: Really? You look more like a "Yield."
• M: Your body is like a temple.
  W: Sorry, there are no services today.
  M: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
• M: Is this seat empty?
  W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
  M: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!
• M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
  W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
  M: You're right. I was lying.
• M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  M: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.
  

The trust factor in dating

The above cartoon tells what a girl can do for the trust factor in dating saying, "While you were sleeping, I had a tattoo that reads 'I have a girlfriend!' put on your chest. Now I trust you?"

Wrong Answer

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"

"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."

"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"

"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"

"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."

"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."

Used to talk in the chatroom

A girl is asking her boyfriend on a date saying, "I realize you're used to talking to me in the chat room, but do you have to move your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something?"

Dumping a girlfriend while golfing

A girl tells about her story of getting dumped from her date while playing golf. "I took up golf so I could spend more time with him. Then when I beat him, he dumps me.

Wait for 3 years for a date

See the funny dating cartoon above where the girl is cleverly asking his boy to wait for 3 years for a date saying, "Thanks for a lovely evening. I'd like to take things slow, so give me a call in about 3 years".

Yuppie Women

• Father to Yuppette's boyfriend, who arrived to take her on a date: "She'll be right down. Care for a game of chess ?"
• One Yuppette to another: "He likes my company, and I just love his. I think it's called the First Fidelity Trust."
• Two Yuppettes were discussing their current relationships: "At first he seemed dull and uninteresting, but when you finally get to know him, he's downright boring."
• The Yuppette was considering the proposal of marriage she had just received: "Let me hear that part again where you realize you're not half good enough for me."
• The Yuppette was standing on the porch, with her Mother, watching her boyfriend depart: "But Mother, I'm positive he's been faithful to me. The seat belts never need readjusting."
• I have a new definition for y'all to consider. A Lesbian Yuppette is nothing more than a mannish depressive with delusions of gender.
• So many Yuppettes seem to appreciate the quiet things in life -- Like the folding of a five hundred dollar bill.
• The Yuppette was obviously tiring of her current beau when she asked: "When people ask me what I see in you Raymond, what shall I tell them ?"
• The bored Yuppette said to her date: "I think I'll have another drink. It makes you so witty and charming."
• The Yuppette was trying to reassure her lover during sex: "Of course you're not the first man I've made love to. You know I think more of you than to just use you as a guinea pig."
• It's easy to spot the nouveaux riche Yuppettes in Columbia, Maryland. They're the ones watering their flower beds with bottled water.
• You'll very seldom see a Yuppette eating a hot dog. None are certified or warranted by the Kennel Club.
• Most Yuppette's have no use for men who try to mess up the country's economy by living within their income.
• I've noticed the oddest behavior in most Yuppettes. The only time they won't look in a mirror is when they're pulling out of a parking space.
• This phrase that most Yuppettes use -- "professional woman." I mean, come on. When's the last time you met an "amateur" one?
  

Unattractive boyfriend

See how the girl is insulting her boyfriend saying, "Yes, I admit it. I do look at other men. But if it makes you feel any better, I don't find them attractive either".

Sending flowers to girlfriend

I'd like to apologize to my girlfriend by sending her some flowers. I don't think I've done anything wrong, but that never mattered before.

Your Cheatin' Heart

A guy says to his friend in a pub, "I don't think my girlfriend trusts me. This morning she carved the words to the song 'Your Cheatin' Heart' on my car."

Frank & desperate

A desperate guy gives an advertisement for dating girls with 'I'm frank and I'm desperate! Call me @ 555-2176' written on it. The guys says to his friend, "I paid a dating service $1,500 to help get me a date, and that's the best they could come up with?"

Better looking actor

In this cartoon, the girls' family wants to meet the boy she is dating with but the girl advises him to, "My family wants you over for dinner so they can meet you, but you don't have to go. I've hired a younger and better looking actor to go in your place".

Difficult Women

• SERVER woman
  She's always busy when you need her.
• WINDOWS woman
  Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her.
• POWERPOINT woman
  Only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour.
• EXCEL woman
  They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
• WORD woman
  She always has a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world is able to fully understand her.
• DOS woman
  Everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
• BACKUP woman
  You have always believed that she has everything you need, but when "X-hour" comes, you find out that she has missed something.
• VIRUS woman
  Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, but if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
• SCANDISK woman
  You know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never know what she is really doing that for.
• SCREENSAVER woman
  She is not worth anything, but at least she's fun!
• RAM woman
  She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
• HARD-DISK woman
  She remembers everything.... FOREVER.
• MULTIMEDIA woman
  She makes horrible things look beautiful.
• MICROSOFT woman
  She wants to have domination over all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She will do the best she can to make you fight against other women, and she promises you that you will have everything you want if you will give her your address book. Before you figure it out, she will be the only one in your life... it will even come to the day when you will need her permission to open your refrigerator or start your car.
• PASSWORD woman
  You think you're the only one who knows her, but in reality all the world does....
• MP3 woman
  Everybody wants to take her...
• USER woman
  She fucks up everything she does, and she always asks for more than she needs.
• CPU woman
  From outside, she looks like she has everything, but on the inside she is empty...
• MONITOR woman
  She makes life look better and brighter.
• CD-ROM woman
  She's always going faster and faster.
• DATAWAREHOUSING woman
  She keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to know.
• E-MAIL woman
  Out of every ten things she says, eight are bullshit.
  

Taking the girl out on a date

The guy here said that he will take the girl out in a convertible and when they are going on a date together, the girl exclaims, "This is the convertible you said you were taking me out in - a 72, rusted out Ford Pinto?"

Complain on a date

See in the above cartoon how a girl complains of a relationship disaster to her guy on a date, she says, "Our relationship is much like that website of yours - hot at first, but now an iceberg".

Fixing for a friend

I'd like to fix you up with a friend of mine. I told her that with the advances in plastic surgery, you wouldn't be half bad.

How guys let girls pay on date

Your intoxicating beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind picking up the check?

A Woman's Little Instruction Book

• If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
• Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
• The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
• Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
• A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
• If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
• Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
• A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.
• Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
• Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
• Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.
• Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
• There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
• Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
• Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
• There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).
• Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
• If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.
• All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.
• If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the women behind you.
• Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but you don't know where it goes.
  

Seminars for Males

Seminars should be conducted exclusively for males to teach them on the following:

• Combating Stupidity
• You, too, can do housework
• PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
• How to fill an ice tray
• We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
• Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
• Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
• Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
• Get a life -- learn to cook
• How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong
• Spelling -- Even you can get it right
• Understanding your financial incompetence
• You -- The Weaker Sex
• Reasons to give flowers
• How to stay awake after sex
• Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
• Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
• You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try
• The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower
• I'll wear it if I damn well please
• How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
• "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
• Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS
• How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
• The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
• Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
• Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
• Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
• Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
• You too can be a designated driver
• Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
• Changing your underwear -- It really works
• Techniques for calling home
  

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up, the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note:

Dearest Darling,

This is a little gift to show you just how much I love you. I chose these because I noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons up front, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales girl I bought these from showed me a pair she has been wearing for over three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try them on for me and she really looked smart in them. I wish I could put them on you for the first time but no doubt other mens hands will come in contact with them before I have a opportunity to see you again. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little wet from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All My Love,

P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the next year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

Cat & dog dating

Someone actually responded to your online personal ad. A German Shepherd wants to have you over for dinner. Whatever that means.

Impressed girl

I'm impressed. It usually takes a man a lot longer than one date to be this comfortable with me.

Passionate for a date

See this cartoon in which a person is so passionate to find a date online - he says, "I promised myself I wouldn't shower, shave or get a haircut until one of these online dating sites got me a date. It's taking a lot longer than I thought."

Dumping a date

Ever seen how would a passionate girl dump a date. See this cartoon in which the girl is dumping her boyfriend using a big balloon with 'Never Call Me Again!, You Loser!' written on it. The girl then says to the boy, "I'm dumping you, Frank. But a letter just wasn't satisfying enough."

Advice from Men to Women

• Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
• If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
• Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
• Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Only wearing your new lingerie once does not send the message that you need more. It tells us lingerie is a bad investment.
• Please don't drive when you're not driving.
• Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
• The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
• When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
• What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.
• When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.
• When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.
• The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
• SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.
• Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
• If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
• You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
• It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together!
  

Homely date

The guy in this cartoon seems to be pathetic where the girl says, "I'm writing a letter describing you to my mother... how do you spell homely?"

Get back online

Here's a dating cartoon in which the girl says to the boy, "Let's go back to meeting on-line. You're much better looking there."

I love you through fax

People have become so dependent on technology that even dating is not far from it. See the above cartoon where the guy says, "I did say I love you. Didn't you get that fax I had my assistant send you?"

Airplanes Versus Women

• Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
• Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
• Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
• Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
• Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
• Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
• Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
• Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
• Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
• Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
• Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
• Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
• Airplanes expect to be tied down.
• Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
• Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
• However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
  

Understanding girls

The above cartoon shows that no one can understand girls. The girlfriend of a guy is saying this for a famous poem to him - 'Roses are red, violets are blue, you wanna get a burger, or something?' How romantic, it must've taken you hours to write this.

First Date

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle a curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.

"No," replied the gentleman. "My son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date."

"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.

"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him."

Get lost you loser

This cartoon depicts the many strange & unique ways of dumping partners. Here, the girl wrote an email address Getlost@youloser.com to her partner to which he says Getlost@youloser.com is a strange email address. Are you sure you wrote it down right? Poor fellow... doesn't know about dating and the various ways of dumping partners.

Biological Differences

Even though we can now explain differences between men and women's social conducts genetically (that's the best excuse I've heard for years), several facts remain puzzling and distinguished professors in the field think answer may be a few centuries away yet...for instance, can you explain why:

• Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue.
• Men drive to a party, women drive back.
• Heterosexual women are not frightened by lesbians, whereas heterosexual men are terrified of homosexuals -- once they are pointed out to them, by women.
• Men have flu, women have colds.
• Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.
• Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: (e.g. drink a cup of coffee.) In the same time a multitasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organize the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and DE-flea the cat. Women have not yet realized this is an evolutionary disadvantage.
• Men warm their posteriors at the fire, women do not. Women's posteriors enable them to sit comfortably on the floor, men's do not.
• A man who regularly visits his mother is a mommy's boy. A women who does the same is a good daughter.
• A man who has no difficulty in undressing an adult women will nevertheless prove incapable of fitting a small child into a nightgown.
• A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo system.
• Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man.
  

Cat approval for dating

Is a cat's approval required to start dating someone? See the above cartoon and decide, saying, "Sorry, Frank, but we could never work. My cat obviously doesn't approve of you".

Talk about me

How rude of me. I've been talking of myself all night. I haven't given you a chance to talk about me.

I like dating you

Of course I like dating you, silly. All my girlfriends find you unattractive, so I know I can trust them around you.

Give phone number to women

I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but there must be an easier way to get your phone number out to the women in the city.

Suing the dating service

I'm suing the dating service who fixed us up. An appearance by you would certainly help my case.

Better update dating site

This dating site I'm on better update their site. There's a woman on here who's looking for someone to take her to the premiere of 'Gone With The Wind'.

Remembering the old days

See in the above cartoon how an old man is remembering the old days saying, "You're more beautiful today than you were the day I met you. You had a really big pimple that day".

Will a girl accept a guy for who he is?

Will a girl accept a guy for who he is.?! Follow this funny dating cartoon which reads - Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.

A Man's Strategy for Going to the Bathroom

1. Walk slowly and proudly up to the bathroom, make sure everyone knows that is where you are headed.
2. Enter the bathroom, and quickly check out the whole room.
3. Look for the right urinal. This is how to pick your urinal: There must be at least one urinal between you and the next closest person (on either side) to you, if this is not available, take the urinal next to the wall, beside a 'safe looking' male. If this is also not available, glance at stalls, or leave bathroom, and return later, to get the right spot.
4. If proper urinal is available, approach urinal swiftly, looking straight ahead, never turning eyes or head. Another approach is to look at the floor, feet are always good as well.
5. Undo pants, relieve yourself as quickly as possible, keep head looking down (or eyes closed and head held looking up) this way no one will think you are trying to check them out.
6. Shake it off, put it back in your pants.
   ** Note Steps 7 and 8 are optional, but recommended in 45 of the 50 states.
7. Wash hands.
8. Attempt to dry hands. Look to see if a blow dryer or paper towel dispenser is close by. If not, your clothes will do just fine as a towel.
9. Exit bathroom, do NOT look back, you didn't forget anything.
10. Check to see if your female companion has exited the bathroom before you, although highly unlikely, you must check anyway.
11. Wait patiently for her return, remember to NOT say things like, "Wow, what took you so long."
    

Ethnic Dating

• A CAUCASIAN WOMAN
  First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
  Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
  Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
• IRISH WOMAN
  First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
• ITALIAN WOMAN
  First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
  Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
  Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
  5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
  6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
• JEWISH WOMAN
  First Date: You get dynamite head.
  Second Date: You get more great head.
  Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
• POLISH WOMAN
  First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
  Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
  Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
• CHINESE WOMAN
  First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
  Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
  Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
• INDIAN WOMAN
  First date: Meet her parents.
  Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
  Third date: Wedding night.
• BLACK WOMAN
  First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
  Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
  Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
• LATIN WOMAN
  First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.
  Second Date: She is pregnant.
  Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
  

100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman

1. We can get laid anytime we want.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them.
11. Men light our cigarettes for us.
12. Men hold the door open for us.
13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!).
14. We're cuter.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves- you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge
19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.
21. We dont have to mow the lawn.
22. We dont have to take out the garbage.
23. We dont have to paint the house or walls.
24. PMS- yet another excuse to bitch at men.
25. Cosmopolitan
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold.
28. PMS is a legal defense for murder.
29. Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever.
30. We can masturbate more in a day than men.
31. 2 words- multi orgasmic.
32. We dont have to constantly adjust our genitals.
33. Sweat is sexy on us.
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too.
37. We get expensive jewelery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz men fuck up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Women are cleaner.
41. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know).
42. We're better arguers.
43. We dont always have to think with our genitals.
44. Massage!!!!
45. We're better parents.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men.
48. We're flexible.
49. When women get pissed we dont destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
50. Menopause- thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50.
51. Menstruation- just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex.
52. Men in uniform.
53. There is no penis envy.
54. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy clean-up.
55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.
56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
57. We often get to cut in line.
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts- men DONT.
59. Better tips.
60. Women who dont wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting.
61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.
64. We dont have excessive amounts of body hair.
65. We dont spend 45 minutes on the toilet.
66. Men will pay us for sex.
67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesnt make us sterile.
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want.
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.
71. Women sweat less.
72. Women smell better
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all.
74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
75. Women dont get the humor in the three stooges.
76. Women have three accessible holes.
77. We don't get embarassed when buying tampons.
78. We're better gossips.
79. We have better fashion sense.
80. We're better shoppers.
81. We dont have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
82. Our friends dont pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone.
83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you).
84. We're all sittin on a gold mine- we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
85. We dont have to drive when on a date.
86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked.
87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line.
88. Women know how fake it.
89. Women look better naked.
90. We know that rhythm doesnt only pertain to dancing.
91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short.
92. Women do less time for violent crime.
93. Women dont have to worry about not being able to get it up.
94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night.
95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye"
96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
97. Women never have to see combat.
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
99. Women are sexier.
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
     

100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.
37. If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me).
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
69. Same work....more pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
79. ESPN's sports center.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell you friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
100. There is always a game on somewhere.
     

25 things women want to hear

Bear in mind the following 25 things that women want to hear while dating:

1. Gee, Sweetheart, let's skip dinner tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is you.
2. Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.
3. Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.
4. Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.
5. What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.
6. How about I give you a nice massage and foot rub. I really don't like sex that much anyway. (Huh?? - ^v^)
7. You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.
8. What a break, I won a prize on the radio station.... tickets to either the Super Bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!
9. Be careful Darling...don't let it go too far down your throat.
10. Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.
11. While you're up Sweetheart, can you get me a glass of water. I think I've had enough beer.
12. Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping.
13. There ought to be a law against those porno movies. Can you believe that there are guys that would actually want their wives to do those things they show?
14. Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.
15. I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?
16. You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.
17. Look at that... disgusting. Why would she wear a short skirt like that with no panties?
18. Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.
19. My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.
20. If the guys call and want me to go to that new strip club with them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.
21. You know Sweetheart, I'm really glad you don't like doing all those dirty things they write about in those stupid sex advice columns.
22. Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.
23. If you're looking for me later, I'll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.
24. You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.
25. Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking and housework.
    

10 things not to say to your girlfriend's parents

10 things not to say to your girl-friend's parents on the first time you meet them:

1. My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it those jerks at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
7. Sarah is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sarah's will be okay too.
10. Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
    

10 Ways to Know You Have PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-dating."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
    

9 types of girlfriends

Whether you are dating a 18 yr old girl or 99 year old woman, your girl will always fall into one of the following categories.... Funny!!!

1. Ms. Nice Girl
   "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!" Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze or Doormat.
   Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
   Disadvantages: May wise up someday
2. Old Yeller
   "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady or Warthog from Hell.
   Advantages: Pays attention to you
   Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
3. Sickly
   "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite." Also known as: Whiner, Mewler or Grumpy.
   Advantages: Predictable
   Disadvantages: Contagious
4. The Bosser
   "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain or Yes Mom
   Advantages: Often right
   Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied
   "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?" Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical or Aw C'mon Honey.
   Advantages: Easily soothed
   Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed
6. Wild Woman out of Control
   "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun." Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena or Passed Out.
   Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
   Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs
7. Huffy
   "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at." Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg or Snarly.
   Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
   Disadvantages: You will have no friends
8. Woman from Mars
   "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News or Artistic.
   Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
   Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud
9. Ms. Dreamgirl
   "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!" Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection or Gorgeous.
   Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
   Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
   

9 types of boyfriends

Whether you are dating a man or a boy, he will always fall into 1 of these 9 types of boyfriends list:

1. Joe Sensitive
   "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg or Snugglepup.
   Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
   Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
2. Old Man Grumpus
   "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover or Jerk.
   Advantages: Stays put; predictable
   Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt
3. Flinchy
   "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff or Hey you.
   Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
   Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
4. Bigfoot
   "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk or Big 'n' Dumb.
   Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
   Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
5. Lazybones
   "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket or Drug Addict.
   Advantages: Well rested; easy target
   Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams
6. The Sneak
   "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime or Son of a Bitch.
   Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
   Disadvantages: May be having time of his life
7. Ace of Hearts
   "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova or Monster.
   Advantages: Perpetually aroused
   Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
8. The Dreamer
   "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--" Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon or Bag of Wind.
   Advantages: Tells good stories
   Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"
9. Mr. Right
   "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect or Jim Dandy.
   Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
   Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
   

Sharing what's on heart

Another funny cartoon where a man is sharing his thoughts on a date with his beloved saying, "If I could live my life over, I wouldn't change a thing, especially diapers".

Funny cartoon about online dating

The above cartoon is about online dating & for people who would want to do everything on the internet. It reads - I prefer online dating. Deleting someone with one click is less exhausting than a long & painful breakup.

Catherine Ladman quote about dating

Catherine Ladman said this when her grandmother started dating - My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.

Silence while dating

This is another cartoon wherein a couple are dating after a long period and proper silence is maintained. It reads - This is the nicest conversation we've had in weeks. Let's not spoil it by talking.

Quote by Scott Roeben

The internet comedy icon Scott Roeben said this about dating - I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. Scott is best known for his humor site Dribbleglass.com.

Boys will be boys

This is an amazing picture of a boy saying, "I hope you don't mind me saying, but you have the most beautiful I's I've ever seen". It's to be noted here that the girl's tee has I's writter over it and the boy is not talking of eyes. Boys will be boys.

Stu's Views dating cartoon

This dating cartoon has been taken from Stu's Views (www.stus.com) wherein the girl is looking at a boy and is thinking, "He's cute. Please tell me he doesn't have a dumb sense of humor". While the boy looks confident that the girls is looking at her and is thinking, "That lawyer chick is checking me out. I'll break the ice by asking her to look at my briefs".

Quote by Emo Philips on dating

Emo Philips, the noted American entertainer & comedian, said this on dating Lots of women just go out with me to further their careers - damn anthropologists.

Dating cartoon - Fun to read

This dating cartoon is a fun to read in which a girl is telling to her friend that the boy is "Of course he's Mr. Right! He voted for Bush, runs a Rush Limbaugh fan site and lobbies for Big Oil!"

Dating work passion

The above cartoon shows the passion for work where the geologist says that she only dates sedimentary rocks.

Dating quote by Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner is an American comedienne, writer & actress and is best known for the show The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Rita is married to Martin Bergman and said the following on dating -

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Funny dating cartoon

The above dating cartoon conveys the mindset of ladies who want to date rich people. The guy says, "I find being a tax lawyer is fun." and the girl thinks - "High income & low expectations. Perfect."

Anonymous dating quote

Dating quotes can be useful for people who have just started dating or who are looking for partners so that they can choose their partners wisely. This anonymous dating quote has been said by some unknown person but seems to be useful for daters & thus found a place here - "Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it".

Amazing Dating Cartoon

The above amazing dating cartoon says - When you say I mean the world to you, which part of the world are you talking about?

Dating Cartoon - Forsake Buddy List

The above cartoon depicts how the priests in churches have caught the nerves of the people using latest technology to make friends. The cartoon reads "... and do you, Lyle, promise to love, honor, and forsake all others on your buddy list?"

Dating Cartoon - Kids Dating With Adults

The above Dating Cartoon tells about the mindset of the kids using dating services over the internet to exploit the adults. The cartoon reads - Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown ups.

Quote by Susan Healy

Susan Healy said an amazing thing about dating which gives us an idea about what men & women think out of dating - Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Quote by Michelle Landry

Michelle Landry is known as the voice of the women and is an advocate of Herpes. Her quoted related to dating was - My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

Girls are evil

Beware! GIRLS ARE EVIL. Seen the proof.

Emergency repair kit

To be ready for any eventuality, keep a shoe box full of the following stuff handy:

• Safety pins (small, medium & large)
• Needle & thread (white, black & brown)
• Styptic pencil (men & women)
• Extra pair of pantyhose (women)
• Antacid tablets (optional)
• Band-Aids
• Clear nail polish
• Hem tape
• Tweezers
  

Tactful translations

Consider saying the tactful translations below what you really feel for a better dating experience:

I want to go home now.
Gee, it sure is getting late, and I've got an early morning tomorrow.

You bore me to tears.
Please excuse my yawning; it's been a really tough week.

We have nothing in common.
You've led such a different life than I have!

You sure seemed nicer when I asked you out.
There are so many sides to your personality.

What a waste of time!
I've been in such a time crunch these days, I never have time for the fun stuff.

You look nothing like your picture.
Your photo doesn't do you justice.

Affirmations

To calm yourself and quell any surges of anxiety, try an affirmation. Repeat after me:

• I'm a fun, interesting, worthy person.
• I deserve success & happiness.
• A date is only a date - it's not do-or-die time.
• I'm calm & fearless.
• I will enjoy myself tonight, and my date will, too.
  

Flirting Guidelines

Here's a quick list of what to do (and not do) when flirting with your date:

• Use your whole body
  Lean forward, make eye contact, smile, bend your knees a bit, and relax your hands and arms.
• Make eye contact
  Looking someone in the eyes is very alluring. And it makes them feel like they've got your undivided attention, which they should.
• Smile, don't smirk
  Smile openly and sincerely - it's irresistible.
• Pay attention
  No looking like you're trying to remember if you fed the cat.
• Lighten up, don't bulldoze
  Telling your date they're incredibly hot isn't flirting; it's steering your dating experience directly into a mountain.
• Focus on your partner, not yourself
  Make your date feel as though every word is a pearl of wisdom.
• Enjoy yourself
  Fun is the flirter's playground. And once you're having fun, it's easy to get others to play.
  

How to ask for a First Date

• Ask for a Wednesday or Thursday night.
  Never ask for a first date for a Friday or Saturday night (too big as date nights) or Monday (everyone hates Mondays).
• Offer a specific opportunity (as well as alternative days).
  If you say, "Would you like to go out sometime?" you leave yourself absolutely no out if they say no, and if they say yes, you still have to ask them out.
• Offer options.
  Options can include the day, time, activity and transportation. Options make you sound organized without being rigid.
• Ask for a first date a week to ten days in advance
  (but you can break this rule with impunity as the need arises).
• Go for it if you're having a good day.
  You're cuter when you're happy and self-confidence is sexy.
• Think KISS (Keep It Simple, Sweetie)
  All you want to do here is send a clear, gentle, but important message: I'd like to spend some time getting to know you better. Are you interested?
  

Are you making your date miserable?

You can come to know if you are making your date miserable yourself. If you are doing one of the following then you are making yourself & your date miserable. Watch out!!!

1. Whining
2. Blaming
3. Comparing
4. Pouting
5. Hollering
6. Swearing
7. Saying 'You always...' or 'You never...'
8. Complaining to everyone
9. Being passive
10. Finding fault
    

Ten ways to know you're in Love

There are ten ways with which you can know that you are in LOVE:

1. You actually want to meet the parents.
2. You're willing to explain why you don't want to date others.
3. You'll ditch your little Black Book.
4. You breathe easier when he's around.
5. You're full of energy.
6. You're willing to go somewhere you hate is she really wants to go.
7. You're willing to save if you're a spendthrift and spend if you are chintzy.
8. The idea of doing nothing together sounds terrific.
9. You're willing to risk being yourself.
   

Square breathing

One of the ways to calm yourself when things seem scary is to understand that our bodies are machines that were designed when our brains were smaller and our reflexes had to be quicker. Our lives are testimony to those of our ancestors who possessed quick reflexes; slower folk didn’t live long enough to pass their genes along.

Breathing is the key to calmness. The fight or flight response - our age old response to real or imagined threat - depends on delivering oxygen quickly and efficiently to rapidly metabolizing muscles by increased heartrate, closing down of the bronchioles in the throat, diversion of blood supply, and sweat. Real or perceived danger (anxiety) throws the body into overdrive, literally. Calming the breathing slows everything down.

Ordinarily, we parallel breath, in and out. To enter into a more relaxed state, practice square breathing, which is inhaling to the count of four, holding to the count of four, exhaling to the count of four, and holding for four. With practice, you can increase the intervals and slow things down even more. Square breathing is not only good for confidence building, but it’s also good for relaxation, talking to the boss about a raise, preparing for a speech, and - ta da - going out on a date.

Dating

Dating makes everybody feel like a dummy, whether you’re 15 or 115, going out on your first date, or rejoining the dating scene after your grandkids have started dating. “It’s still the same old story” - as sung by Dooley Wilson in Casablanca - “a search for love and glory,” and there really are some fundamental things that do apply. I’m going to lay them all out for you, not so that you can be a stud muffin or the hottest kid on the block, but so that you can understand a bit more about yourself, your date to be, and the whole process. Then maybe the old palms will sweat less and, believe it or not, you may actually have some fun.

What is speed dating?

When someone asks me this question I ask them whether they have heard or they know about Twitter. There is quite a significance between Twitter and Speed Dating. Twitter is a micro-blogging platform which enables its users to quickly post about what they are doing or what's happening with them in about 150 characters, as they would write in a telegram, which enables the readers to quickly grasp about what's going on with them.

Same is with Speed Dating, people interact in large numbers and want to know about each other in least time and least words. If their interests meet they start seeing each other otherwise look for other speed daters. It is a myth that speed dating is something like dating very frequently and finishing off the dating early. Speed Dating can be taken as a formalized matchmaking or dating process.

Speed Dating has been featured in movies as well, such as Je préfère qu'on reste amis, Hitch, The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Shoppen.

FREE online dating at VAGR.com

VAGR.com is 100% FREE dating site which allows its registered members to search for people who match their idea of dating. You can start a community and a blog. It also has a section for dating tips. There is absolutely no charge for registration. Some of its features are:

• Anonymous email and messaging
• Thousands of sexy singles / couples
• Create Blogs, Groups and more
• Make travel plans and share them
• Make match calls and get connected
• Visit our shop and classifieds pages
• Singles dating and matchmaking
• Video Photo contests events
  

Online dating websites

Online dating is considered to be the best time pass by many. In this blog I will try to include as many dating tips as I can. I would start with the best dating sites of the world:

• www [dot] vagr [dot] com
• www [dot] love [dot] com
• www [dot] date [dot] com
• www [dot] perfectmatch [dot] com
• www [dot] lavalife [dot] com