Difficult Women

• SERVER woman
  She's always busy when you need her.
• WINDOWS woman
  Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her.
• POWERPOINT woman
  Only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour.
• EXCEL woman
  They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
• WORD woman
  She always has a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world is able to fully understand her.
• DOS woman
  Everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
• BACKUP woman
  You have always believed that she has everything you need, but when "X-hour" comes, you find out that she has missed something.
• VIRUS woman
  Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, but if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
• SCANDISK woman
  You know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but you never know what she is really doing that for.
• SCREENSAVER woman
  She is not worth anything, but at least she's fun!
• RAM woman
  She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
• HARD-DISK woman
  She remembers everything.... FOREVER.
• MULTIMEDIA woman
  She makes horrible things look beautiful.
• MICROSOFT woman
  She wants to have domination over all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She will do the best she can to make you fight against other women, and she promises you that you will have everything you want if you will give her your address book. Before you figure it out, she will be the only one in your life... it will even come to the day when you will need her permission to open your refrigerator or start your car.
• PASSWORD woman
  You think you're the only one who knows her, but in reality all the world does....
• MP3 woman
  Everybody wants to take her...
• USER woman
  She fucks up everything she does, and she always asks for more than she needs.
• CPU woman
  From outside, she looks like she has everything, but on the inside she is empty...
• MONITOR woman
  She makes life look better and brighter.
• CD-ROM woman
  She's always going faster and faster.
• DATAWAREHOUSING woman
  She keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to know.
• E-MAIL woman
  Out of every ten things she says, eight are bullshit.