Ethnic Dating

• A CAUCASIAN WOMAN
  First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
  Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
  Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
• IRISH WOMAN
  First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
• ITALIAN WOMAN
  First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
  Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
  Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
  5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
  6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
• JEWISH WOMAN
  First Date: You get dynamite head.
  Second Date: You get more great head.
  Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
• POLISH WOMAN
  First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
  Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
  Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
• CHINESE WOMAN
  First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
  Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
  Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
• INDIAN WOMAN
  First date: Meet her parents.
  Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
  Third date: Wedding night.
• BLACK WOMAN
  First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
  Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
  Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
• LATIN WOMAN
  First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.
  Second Date: She is pregnant.
  Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.