9 types of boyfriends

Whether you are dating a man or a boy, he will always fall into 1 of these 9 types of boyfriends list:

1. Joe Sensitive
   "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg or Snugglepup.
   Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
   Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
2. Old Man Grumpus
   "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover or Jerk.
   Advantages: Stays put; predictable
   Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt
3. Flinchy
   "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff or Hey you.
   Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
   Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
4. Bigfoot
   "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk or Big 'n' Dumb.
   Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
   Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
5. Lazybones
   "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket or Drug Addict.
   Advantages: Well rested; easy target
   Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams
6. The Sneak
   "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime or Son of a Bitch.
   Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
   Disadvantages: May be having time of his life
7. Ace of Hearts
   "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova or Monster.
   Advantages: Perpetually aroused
   Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
8. The Dreamer
   "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--" Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon or Bag of Wind.
   Advantages: Tells good stories
   Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"
9. Mr. Right
   "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect or Jim Dandy.
   Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
   Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction