Seminars for Males

Seminars should be conducted exclusively for males to teach them on the following:

• Combating Stupidity
• You, too, can do housework
• PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
• How to fill an ice tray
• We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
• Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
• Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
• Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
• Get a life -- learn to cook
• How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong
• Spelling -- Even you can get it right
• Understanding your financial incompetence
• You -- The Weaker Sex
• Reasons to give flowers
• How to stay awake after sex
• Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
• Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
• You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try
• The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower
• I'll wear it if I damn well please
• How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
• "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
• Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS
• How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
• The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
• Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
• Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
• Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too
• Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
• You too can be a designated driver
• Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!")
• Changing your underwear -- It really works
• Techniques for calling home