The trust factor in dating

The above cartoon tells what a girl can do for the trust factor in dating saying, "While you were sleeping, I had a tattoo that reads 'I have a girlfriend!' put on your chest. Now I trust you?"

Used to talk in the chatroom

A girl is asking her boyfriend on a date saying, "I realize you're used to talking to me in the chat room, but do you have to move your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something?"

Dumping a girlfriend while golfing

A girl tells about her story of getting dumped from her date while playing golf. "I took up golf so I could spend more time with him. Then when I beat him, he dumps me.

Wait for 3 years for a date

See the funny dating cartoon above where the girl is cleverly asking his boy to wait for 3 years for a date saying, "Thanks for a lovely evening. I'd like to take things slow, so give me a call in about 3 years".

Unattractive boyfriend

See how the girl is insulting her boyfriend saying, "Yes, I admit it. I do look at other men. But if it makes you feel any better, I don't find them attractive either".

Sending flowers to girlfriend

I'd like to apologize to my girlfriend by sending her some flowers. I don't think I've done anything wrong, but that never mattered before.

Your Cheatin' Heart

A guy says to his friend in a pub, "I don't think my girlfriend trusts me. This morning she carved the words to the song 'Your Cheatin' Heart' on my car."

Frank & desperate

A desperate guy gives an advertisement for dating girls with 'I'm frank and I'm desperate! Call me @ 555-2176' written on it. The guys says to his friend, "I paid a dating service $1,500 to help get me a date, and that's the best they could come up with?"

Better looking actor

In this cartoon, the girls' family wants to meet the boy she is dating with but the girl advises him to, "My family wants you over for dinner so they can meet you, but you don't have to go. I've hired a younger and better looking actor to go in your place".

Taking the girl out on a date

The guy here said that he will take the girl out in a convertible and when they are going on a date together, the girl exclaims, "This is the convertible you said you were taking me out in - a 72, rusted out Ford Pinto?"

Complain on a date

See in the above cartoon how a girl complains of a relationship disaster to her guy on a date, she says, "Our relationship is much like that website of yours - hot at first, but now an iceberg".

Fixing for a friend

I'd like to fix you up with a friend of mine. I told her that with the advances in plastic surgery, you wouldn't be half bad.

How guys let girls pay on date

Your intoxicating beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind picking up the check?

Cat & dog dating

Someone actually responded to your online personal ad. A German Shepherd wants to have you over for dinner. Whatever that means.

Impressed girl

I'm impressed. It usually takes a man a lot longer than one date to be this comfortable with me.

Passionate for a date

See this cartoon in which a person is so passionate to find a date online - he says, "I promised myself I wouldn't shower, shave or get a haircut until one of these online dating sites got me a date. It's taking a lot longer than I thought."

Dumping a date

Ever seen how would a passionate girl dump a date. See this cartoon in which the girl is dumping her boyfriend using a big balloon with 'Never Call Me Again!, You Loser!' written on it. The girl then says to the boy, "I'm dumping you, Frank. But a letter just wasn't satisfying enough."

Homely date

The guy in this cartoon seems to be pathetic where the girl says, "I'm writing a letter describing you to my mother... how do you spell homely?"

Get back online

Here's a dating cartoon in which the girl says to the boy, "Let's go back to meeting on-line. You're much better looking there."

I love you through fax

People have become so dependent on technology that even dating is not far from it. See the above cartoon where the guy says, "I did say I love you. Didn't you get that fax I had my assistant send you?"