Airplanes Versus Women

• Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
• Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
• Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
• Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
• Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
• Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
• Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
• Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
• Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
• Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
• Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
• Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
• Airplanes expect to be tied down.
• Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
• Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
• However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.