Quote by Susan Healy

Susan Healy said an amazing thing about dating which gives us an idea about what men & women think out of dating - Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Quote by Michelle Landry

Michelle Landry is known as the voice of the women and is an advocate of Herpes. Her quoted related to dating was - My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

Girls are evil

Beware! GIRLS ARE EVIL. Seen the proof.

Emergency repair kit

To be ready for any eventuality, keep a shoe box full of the following stuff handy:

• Safety pins (small, medium & large)
• Needle & thread (white, black & brown)
• Styptic pencil (men & women)
• Extra pair of pantyhose (women)
• Antacid tablets (optional)
• Band-Aids
• Clear nail polish
• Hem tape
• Tweezers
  

Tactful translations

Consider saying the tactful translations below what you really feel for a better dating experience:

I want to go home now.
Gee, it sure is getting late, and I've got an early morning tomorrow.

You bore me to tears.
Please excuse my yawning; it's been a really tough week.

We have nothing in common.
You've led such a different life than I have!

You sure seemed nicer when I asked you out.
There are so many sides to your personality.

What a waste of time!
I've been in such a time crunch these days, I never have time for the fun stuff.

You look nothing like your picture.
Your photo doesn't do you justice.

Affirmations

To calm yourself and quell any surges of anxiety, try an affirmation. Repeat after me:

• I'm a fun, interesting, worthy person.
• I deserve success & happiness.
• A date is only a date - it's not do-or-die time.
• I'm calm & fearless.
• I will enjoy myself tonight, and my date will, too.
  

Flirting Guidelines

Here's a quick list of what to do (and not do) when flirting with your date:

• Use your whole body
  Lean forward, make eye contact, smile, bend your knees a bit, and relax your hands and arms.
• Make eye contact
  Looking someone in the eyes is very alluring. And it makes them feel like they've got your undivided attention, which they should.
• Smile, don't smirk
  Smile openly and sincerely - it's irresistible.
• Pay attention
  No looking like you're trying to remember if you fed the cat.
• Lighten up, don't bulldoze
  Telling your date they're incredibly hot isn't flirting; it's steering your dating experience directly into a mountain.
• Focus on your partner, not yourself
  Make your date feel as though every word is a pearl of wisdom.
• Enjoy yourself
  Fun is the flirter's playground. And once you're having fun, it's easy to get others to play.