Catherine Ladman quote about dating

Catherine Ladman said this when her grandmother started dating - My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.

Silence while dating

This is another cartoon wherein a couple are dating after a long period and proper silence is maintained. It reads - This is the nicest conversation we've had in weeks. Let's not spoil it by talking.

Quote by Scott Roeben

The internet comedy icon Scott Roeben said this about dating - I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. Scott is best known for his humor site Dribbleglass.com.

Boys will be boys

This is an amazing picture of a boy saying, "I hope you don't mind me saying, but you have the most beautiful I's I've ever seen". It's to be noted here that the girl's tee has I's writter over it and the boy is not talking of eyes. Boys will be boys.

Stu's Views dating cartoon

This dating cartoon has been taken from Stu's Views (www.stus.com) wherein the girl is looking at a boy and is thinking, "He's cute. Please tell me he doesn't have a dumb sense of humor". While the boy looks confident that the girls is looking at her and is thinking, "That lawyer chick is checking me out. I'll break the ice by asking her to look at my briefs".

Quote by Emo Philips on dating

Emo Philips, the noted American entertainer & comedian, said this on dating Lots of women just go out with me to further their careers - damn anthropologists.

Dating cartoon - Fun to read

This dating cartoon is a fun to read in which a girl is telling to her friend that the boy is "Of course he's Mr. Right! He voted for Bush, runs a Rush Limbaugh fan site and lobbies for Big Oil!"

Dating work passion

The above cartoon shows the passion for work where the geologist says that she only dates sedimentary rocks.

Dating quote by Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner is an American comedienne, writer & actress and is best known for the show The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Rita is married to Martin Bergman and said the following on dating -

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Funny dating cartoon

The above dating cartoon conveys the mindset of ladies who want to date rich people. The guy says, "I find being a tax lawyer is fun." and the girl thinks - "High income & low expectations. Perfect."

Anonymous dating quote

Dating quotes can be useful for people who have just started dating or who are looking for partners so that they can choose their partners wisely. This anonymous dating quote has been said by some unknown person but seems to be useful for daters & thus found a place here - "Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it".

Amazing Dating Cartoon

The above amazing dating cartoon says - When you say I mean the world to you, which part of the world are you talking about?

Dating Cartoon - Forsake Buddy List

The above cartoon depicts how the priests in churches have caught the nerves of the people using latest technology to make friends. The cartoon reads "... and do you, Lyle, promise to love, honor, and forsake all others on your buddy list?"

Dating Cartoon - Kids Dating With Adults

The above Dating Cartoon tells about the mindset of the kids using dating services over the internet to exploit the adults. The cartoon reads - Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown ups.

Quote by Susan Healy

Susan Healy said an amazing thing about dating which gives us an idea about what men & women think out of dating - Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Quote by Michelle Landry

Michelle Landry is known as the voice of the women and is an advocate of Herpes. Her quoted related to dating was - My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

Girls are evil

Beware! GIRLS ARE EVIL. Seen the proof.

Emergency repair kit

To be ready for any eventuality, keep a shoe box full of the following stuff handy:

• Safety pins (small, medium & large)
• Needle & thread (white, black & brown)
• Styptic pencil (men & women)
• Extra pair of pantyhose (women)
• Antacid tablets (optional)
• Band-Aids
• Clear nail polish
• Hem tape
• Tweezers
  

Tactful translations

Consider saying the tactful translations below what you really feel for a better dating experience:

I want to go home now.
Gee, it sure is getting late, and I've got an early morning tomorrow.

You bore me to tears.
Please excuse my yawning; it's been a really tough week.

We have nothing in common.
You've led such a different life than I have!

You sure seemed nicer when I asked you out.
There are so many sides to your personality.

What a waste of time!
I've been in such a time crunch these days, I never have time for the fun stuff.

You look nothing like your picture.
Your photo doesn't do you justice.

Affirmations

To calm yourself and quell any surges of anxiety, try an affirmation. Repeat after me:

• I'm a fun, interesting, worthy person.
• I deserve success & happiness.
• A date is only a date - it's not do-or-die time.
• I'm calm & fearless.
• I will enjoy myself tonight, and my date will, too.
  

Flirting Guidelines

Here's a quick list of what to do (and not do) when flirting with your date:

• Use your whole body
  Lean forward, make eye contact, smile, bend your knees a bit, and relax your hands and arms.
• Make eye contact
  Looking someone in the eyes is very alluring. And it makes them feel like they've got your undivided attention, which they should.
• Smile, don't smirk
  Smile openly and sincerely - it's irresistible.
• Pay attention
  No looking like you're trying to remember if you fed the cat.
• Lighten up, don't bulldoze
  Telling your date they're incredibly hot isn't flirting; it's steering your dating experience directly into a mountain.
• Focus on your partner, not yourself
  Make your date feel as though every word is a pearl of wisdom.
• Enjoy yourself
  Fun is the flirter's playground. And once you're having fun, it's easy to get others to play.